Jelly+Beans+Poem

"JELLYBEANS UP YOUR NOSE"

Johnny stuck jellybeans up his nose, That's a pretty dumb thing to do. But the other kids said, "Hey, John's real cool. Let's put jellybeans up our noses, too!" Well, a kid can't breathe with beans up his nose 'cause they get all stuck inside. So John and the kids, well, I hate to say it, But they coughed, and they choked, and they died. That's a pretty grim tale, I must admit, and it may not all be true. Still when somebody cool does something **DUMB**, (So don't be one of those with jellybeans up your nose!!!)
 * YOU** don't have to do it, too.

BY JEFF MOSS